"Excuse me sir, is this the kind of place that..."she searches for the right words, "can give advice?"
Never Turn Your Back
"Never turn your back on reality, it surrounds you." - Stanislaw Jerzy Lec.
Am I The Only Idiot Here?
"It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations if you live near him." - J.R.R Tolkien
Here We Are
"If you can find wonder in a cucumber, you can find it anywhere..."
Needles and Pins
Gerald is shrouded by a patina of loneliness that only the kindest of souls can pierce...
Alf
"What a load of old ********"
Civilisation
Planet struck and spellbound. Will barter for tahini...
Bob Geldof Breaks the Photocopier
"Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there." - Bob Geldof
Go Rest High On That Mountain
Oh, how the other half live...
Torrent of S**t
If you’ve never had to open a drain cover, be thankful...
Oh Boy
Sam is laying siege to the office, refusing to leave...
I am Friendly. I have Dementia.
"Hello Stranger!"
The Choices We Make
We're all just holding it together in various ways...
Wants
"Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water." - Kurt Vonnegut
A Little Greek
Σπίτι μου σπιτάκι μου και σπιτοκαλυβάκι μου...