Mating Quest

In case you’re wondering, as I have been, how Astralfalcon has been getting on with his mating-quest, he posted an update this week on Facebook. He prefers to communicate this way. He’s very shy and ill at ease in conversation. The first question he can usually manage ok, but beyond that he’s struggling.

What he seeks, his official statement reads, is a 20-40 year old woman who can bear him two children. Ideally she should also come from “aristocratic stock”, “like him” (I believe he has a distant ancestor who was Scandinavian royalty).

As there is a high correlation between knowing what you are looking for and finding it, it could be argued that Astralfalcon’s adjusted flight path is to be commended. Or it could be that as an unemployed 54 year old man with mental health issues, he’s just completely overshot the runway.

Either way, I believe he has taken another important step toward manifesting his destiny.